Blog Heaven

Hi, I have just founded a Blog Religion. If you believe in it you could be saved.

So first off you might ask...saved from what? Well, all the other blogs of course because none of them say what mine does. In other words I claim the ultimate blog and so much so that it will cost you big time to find out for sure. And also you will be saved from the End of All Blogs a time quickly approaching.

Ah, yes a catch but it's not monetary - believe that?

No, it's just that the only way to learn for sure whether it is the ultimate blog is to take a leap of faith - cause I said so.

This leap of faith will leap over all the reasons not to do it.

And what is this leap of faith...to give your ALL.

You see I nor anyones else needs you to join this blog religion and I don't want you to join by being baited or lured because should you decide to try to join this blog religion, I will have a great deal of responsability put on my shoulders because most if not almost all others will say that you are a fool to believe in that blog so you will be primed to find something wrong with this blog religion that claims by your giving your ALL on faith you will be saved from all the other blogs and the End of Blog Time.

But there is more...

Actually being saved from all the other blogs is not the only payoff.

There is of course Blog Heaven or Bliss or Shagrila (no matter your terminology). Giving your ALL is what is required to make application for membership in Blog Heaven.

Yes, that is an application only, not membership at least not yet. Blog Heaven has very strict entry requirements but it also only has certain times when the blog heaven gate is open. A gate is open only when a rep from Blog Heaven enters the bloggesphere to appear like all the other blogs so to learn how to relate to other blogs on their terms with the task of explaining about the reality of Blog Heaven, how to make application to go there, when the gate is open and the way to get a boarding pass.

In case you are wondering, I am not this rep from Blog Heaven and I am not in Blog Heaven but I have asked how I could help the last reps who did come and have since left and returned to Blog Heaven with a small group of bloggers that gave their All - made the leap of faith and presumably will reap the reward of becoming a new young members of Blog Heaven.

After they left our Bloggesphere I, who was once with them for 19 years of attempting to give my all but left a failure but not at all against them, began to have many experiences, premonitions, direct conversation in vivid dreams, sightings of unexplainable things at my request, even presumably invisible bloggers who I felt were against this blog religion and my expression of it.

So here I am 13 years after leaving them, offerring you an opportunity of a lifetime literally. The option to demonstrate that you have once been touched by the Older Members in Blog Heaven in some way to where this somehow makes sense and you have to play it out further.

Oh, yes...one more thing...Blog Heaven is wonderful I'm told and if it's even 10% like the Older Members from Blog Heaven that I lived with for 19 years it will be a blast and will be fulfilling and satisfying and without the kinds of stresses we have here in the blogesphere.

Upon entrance into Blog Heaven one blogs forever. No one can cancel your membership as you will otherwise experience eventually in this blogesphere. You can always choose to leave Blog Heaven but no one does though there have been dropouts who were touched by Older Member bloggers and who made application and were accepted into a blog heaven program but did not complete their blog heaven graduation requirements. Some of these then turned against those in Blog Heaven and have lost their blogability, that is unless they can coax existing bloggers in the blogesphere to do their blogging for them by helping them acheive fame and fortune from blogging thus taking their eyes off of the real possability that there even exists a Blog Heaven and an opportunity to one day become one of it's members.

Oh yes, the plot thickens. Giving All is a process. There is no way to give all all at once. You can always turn around but don't expect to be invited back if you do. I will listen to your reasons but will have to ask those in Blog Heaven if you can be reinstated. That's not a threat. It's the same for me and though I'm nervous at times about giving my all I remain compelled to try one step at a time. I did give my all as best I could but got distracted by my self. I was giving my all for the wrong reasons - to be a special blogger. The process of giving all flushes out our real desires so we can see them. But for me the real reasons I made application and nearly did graduate into Blog Heaven with the others was two fold for me but also because of having been seeded by blog gardeners in times past and then saved for the current blogger harvest. I got hookwinked really by an invisible disgruntled X-applicant - blog heaven seeking dropout, but that was part of my test to see whether I had the stuff to withstand his constant barrage. I was not strong enough so I eventually gave in and fell away from the blog heaven classroom experience.

However, I am back having reconnected with the Older Members from Blog Heaven who have commissioned me to share this with you for a time before their last return to see if there are any applicants to save for a future blog heaven classroom.

And last but not at all least...you can converse directly with those last two reps who are now in Blog Heaven who have very advanced listening ability. You don't need me to do that. You don't need me at all actually. I am simply a messenger having had the real experience and connection re-applying to Blog Heaven same as you might be.

In fact their names are a song. The notes of the song are Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Ti...Do..., emphasizing the last two.

So ask for what you want, but remember they don't need you in any way shape or form. But it is their great pleasure to see others valuing what they have. It means you have received a seed. That was a gift to you. You did not earn it but by your choices you found yourself asking.

If you ask the most important question you will get a prompt answer that will not leave your mind easily. It may be very subtle and will not be complicated or impossible to comply with though you may not think it doable. If you have the strength, you can always ask the same Older Members for the strength to accept what otherwise might be hard to imagine accepting.

With the answer you will also begin to have more insights. You may think yourself crazy too but never crazy in any way that would ever hurt another. Others you may tell about this may or may not understand and in the course of giving your all some may feel left out and thereby hurt by your choices but your choices are your choices. No one owns another and for every hurdle there is a solution that considers all things.

For your sake, give it your best shot and you won't be dissappointed.

If I can help you let me know and I'll try to mimic what the Older Members from Blog Heaven gave to me in times past...but it's a different time now so though the principles remain unchanged - what it takes to make it to Blog Heaven and when and through what process, the way in which we go about it will always be adjusted according to the current environment seen and unseen.

With caring,

Sawyer